AU or EO is the 12th episode of Season 5, it's pretty much what happened before the song, U Can't Squash This! Next episode is Annoying Orange: Other Orange Revenge
Oreo: So, since I've got the chocolate outside and the creamy inside, I'm pretty much the best cookie ever invented.
Orange: Woah! Thanks for "filling" me in! Hahahaha!
Oreo: Wow, never heard that one before!
Orange: Geez, I've never seen a fruit like you before!
Oreo: I'm not a fruit.
Orange: Huh-you're not?
Oreo: No, I'm a cookie.
Orange: A "chucky?"
Oreo: No, a cook-
Orange: Are you an egg?
Oreo: No, I'm a type of-
Orange: Is your name Chuck?
Orange: Wait, you have creamy "filled" inside you?
Orange: Is your name "Phil?"
Oreo: What, no!
Orange: Whanno, is that the fruit you are?
Oreo: NO! Listen, I'm not a fruit, I'm not an egg, and I'm not whatever a whanno is! I'm an Or-e-o.
Orange: AU is gold in the idiotic table.
Oreo: The idiot table? Don't you mean the pereodic table? And why are we suddenly talking about gold?! You know what, you're an idiot!
Orange: I'm not an idiot, I'm an orange! Hahaha!
Oreo: WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT GOLD NOW?!
(Liam all of a sudden comes)
Liam: Gold? Did somebody just say gold?
Liam: Oh. (teleports away)
Oreo: Why are we talking about G-O-L-D?
Orange: Because AU is gold in the pereodic table, and your name is Or-EO, so is it AU or EO?
Orange: AU Oreo, hahaha!
Oreo: Hm, that was was actually quite funny.
Orange: Hey Oreo! Can you motorboat!?
Orange: Like this! (motorboats)
Oreo: Yeah! (motorboats)
Orange: Hahaha! Oh Oreo, you're the best!
Oreo: What did I tell you? I'm the best cookie invented!
Orange: Yeah! Hahaha! Want to know the most violent OBJECT invented?
Oreo: Huh? (Knife cuts Oreo's back off!)
Oreo: ARGH! MY BACK!
Orange: Woah! You okay AUoreo?
Oreo: Ah, yes!
Orange: That's good, wanna know why?
Oreo: Hahaha! Yeah, nunununun!
Orange: No, you're doing it wrong it's more like this, NYAAAAAAAA!
Orange & Oreo: HAHAHAHA!
Grandpa Lemon: Aaaaaaah, (snores)
Midget Apple: Uiiieeee-
Passion Fruit: eeeh-
Oreo: Yeah, this is awesome!
Orange: I know, Hey! Hey Oreo, hey oreo hey!
Oreo: What, what is it?
(Squash squashes oreo)
Squash: Eww! Not crumb bum again!
Orange: Hey Squashy! Hey Squashy, hey Squashy, hey!
Squash: What? What is it?
(car pushes squash away)
Oreo: Uh-I'm still alive.
(Oreo goes in the blender)
Orange: You okay, IE or EO! HAHAHAHA! Uh, eww.
(Oreo comes out as a milkshake)
Orange: Hey, hey oreo! Hey!
Announcer: Get your Oreo Krushems today at KFC!