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Orange: Hey, hey toolbox!

Passion Fruit: Hey Orange!

Orange: Hey Passion... I'm just annoying a toolbox, but it never responds!

Pear: A toolbox dosen't say anything back.

Drill: Hey fruits, hey Marshmallow, hey Cheez-It!

Orange: Who are you?

Drill: Well I'm a drill!

Marshmallow: Hey Drill!

Cheez-It: Watch out Marshmallow! This is like a murder weapon that can cut you to one million pieces!

Screwdriver: (growls angrily) HEY IDIOTS!

Orange: I'm not an idiot, I'm an orange! (laughs)

Grapefruit: Hey Screwdriver.

Screwdriver: (very angry) HEY, GRAPEFRUIT!

Cheez-It: What is wrong with you, flathead screwdriver?

Passion Fruit: Is that really nessesary, Screwdriver?!

Screwdriver: HEY, PASSION FRUIT! YOU ARE A FREAKING IDIOT!

Drill: Well, talk to Hammer!

Hammer: Um, hey guys? (confused)

Screwdriver: HEY HAMMER! I NEED YOU TO HAMMER THESE BABIES!

Orange: Hey Screwdriver!

Screwdriver: HEY ORANGE, HAMMER IS GOING TO MURDER YOUR JUICE!

Hammer: Um, I'm not murdering anyone!

Screwdriver: WELL TALK TO THE CIRCULAR SAW!

Circular Saw: HELLO APPLES!

Orange: Hey Circular Saw! (laugh)

Screwdriver: Hey circular saw, you need to end those fruit's miseries!

Circular Saw: Ok!

Orange: Hey Circular Saw!

Circular Saw: I AM FREAKING SAWING YOU!

Orange: Hey Circular Saw!

Circular Saw: WHAT AND YES I AM FREAKING SAWING YOU!

Orange: Atomic Bomb!

Circular Saw: Dont kill me mother...! (explodes when an atomic bomb hits him)

(All except Screwdriver simeltaneously): Wow, that was some kung fu!

(Cheez-It closes eyes)

Pear: Yes, I really wanted that screwdriver to die too!

Screwdriver: SHUT THE LIP!

Pear: Don't be mean to me!

Cheez-It: I really also wanted to wish that screwdriver will die too. (opens eyes)

Orange: Yea me too! (laughs)

Screwdriver: SHUT UP YOU TWO APPLES!

Marshmallow: Hey screwdriver, wanna sing a song?

Screwdriver: *imitates Marshmallow* NO I DONT WANT TO SING A SONG!

Screwdriver: I WILL POKE A HOLE IN THE PICTURE OF PRINCESS BUTTERFLY KISS!

(pokes hole at Marshmallow's picture)

Marshmallow: *growls in rage*

(Suddenly, the house explodes. The windows blow out, with fire leaping from the inside. A hole is blasted through the roof. Screwdriver flies out screaming and lands on the road)

(All simultaneously): WOW!

(2 hours later)

Orange: Hey, hey Screwdriver!

Screwdriver: WHAT THE!

Orange: Widget!

(Widget holds Screwdriver)

Widget: I'd take that!

Screwdriver: NO YOU APPLE!

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