Transcript:
Orange: B to the O to the R to the E to the D. BORED!
Cheez-It: Stop! With the O to the R to the A to the N to the G to the E! It's Orange, it's getting a little annoying!
Orange: Cheez, don't get angry.
Cheez-It: I'm not angry. I'm just telling you, not becoming your enemy as last time.
Orange: (groans)
Diamond: Whoa, where am I?
Orange: Who are you?
Pear: OH MY GOD! IT'S DIAMOND!
(Title card appears and Justin Beiber - Baby plays)
Diamond: Yo!
Cheez-It: Diamond, who the hell are you?
Blueberry: He's a marshmallow! (laughs)
Cheez-It: OK WE GET IT BLUEBERRY!
Blueberry (off-screen): What I'm just Orange's false dad.
Cheez-It: Whatever.
Diamond: Yo, want some talent?
B: B, B, B, B, B!
Cheez-It: HEY B!
B: B, B, B, B, B!
Cheez-It: Knife!
(Knife cuts B)
Orange Clock: Oh boy, now who is our king of the portal?
Orange: Hey Orange Clock!
Diamond: I wanna give you some talent? Apple, give me Babe by JB!
(Apple plays Baby by JB)
Diamond: You know you love me, you know you care, just SHOUT whenever and I'll be there. You want my love, you want my heart and we will never ever ever be apart...
(3 minutes later)
Diamond: Now I'm all gone, gone, gone! I'm gone!
Pear: Yeah!
Marshmallow: Yay!
Cheez-It: Diamond Bieber! Do you know how to sing French songs?
Diamond: The French anthem I can only sing. Oooh, maybe I could sing Dancing Queen!
Orange: OOH, Do it with your eyes closed!
Diamond: NO!
Cheez-It: Um, no?! You know singing closing your eyes makes you concentrate.
Diamond: THERE I WILL SING IT FOR YOU! GIVE ME DANCING QUEEN
(Apple plays Dancing Queen, Dane Boedigimier and Justine Exarik dances on-screen)
Orange: (laughs) Daneboe and IJustine are dancing together! (laughs eeirly)
(4 minutes later)
Orange: Oooh! Sing O Sole Mio! Or sing a song in Gaelic!
Diamond: I can but I need some help!
(Liam poofs)
Liam the Leprechaun: AHA! I CAN GO WITH DIAMOND TO SING IN GAELIC!
(Liam and Diamond poofs)
Cheez-It: AAH! I'M FEELING A HEADACHE! HELP!