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Annoying Orange: Dragonfruit is a fanon episode of the Annoying Orange series by SilverWingsxxx.
Annoying Orange Dragonfruit

Summary

Orange, the Kaiju army, The Serpentine, and the gang annoys the crap out of an angry Dragonfruit

Transcript

Orange: Hair, Fair, Lair, Tear. Hey Pear! Lots of words rhyme with Pear.

Pear: Yeah I know it a million times already.

Orange: Hey Pear! Why don't you have hair? That isn't fair. Cause you're a Pear! (laughs)

Pear: Grrrr...

(Later Daneboe drops a Dragonfruit)

Orange: Whoa! What the heck are you?

Dragonfruit: I'm a Dragonfruit.

Orange: What?! A Dragon?! Don't you even exist?

Dragonfruit: No, I'm not a dragon! I'm just a fruit.

Orange: Then why do they call you a Dragonfruit?

Dragonfruit: I think it's because of my peel. It's a bit bumped, you see.

Orange: Then shouldn't they call you a Bumpfruit? Nyahahahaha!

Dragonfruit: Grrrr...

Orange: Hey! Hey Bumpfruit!

Dragonfruit: Dragonfruit!

Orange: Hey Bumpfruit Hey!

Dragonfruit: WHAT?!

Orange: Why so bumpy?! Nyahahahaha!

Dragonfruit: Crazy, ugly, deformed...

Orange: Hey Bumpfruit!

Dragonfruit: DRAGONFRUIT!

Orange: Bumpfruit hey!

Dragonfruit: WHAT?!

Orange: If they call you Dragonfruit, shouldn't you be hot?! Nyahahahahahaha!

Dragonfruit: AAAAAAH! YOU'RE REALLY GETTING ON MY NERVES NOW!

Pear: Orange, you shouldn't really make a Dragonfruit angry.

Orange: Shut up Pear. He's not a Dragonfruit, he's a Bumpfruit!

Dragonfruit: IT'S DRAGONFRUIT! YOU'RE REALLY ANNOYING ME NOW!

Orange: Hey Bumpfruit!

Dragonfruit: WHAT?

Orange: Knife!

(Daneboe's Knife chopped Dragonfruit violently)

Dragonfruit: AW! OUCH! THAT HURTS! AAAAAAH!

(Daneboe takes Dragonfruit away)

Orange: Ow. He's all fired up now! Nyahahahahaha! What now?

...

Hey Cantaloupe! Aren't you supposed to be an antelope! Nyahahahaha!

Cantalopue: Sigh...

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