Orange and his friends are enjoying summer, until an angry and cold guava shows up. Orange and his friends then annoy the guava together.
|"Annoying Orange: Guwava"|
|Characters:||Orange, Pear, Midget Apple, Marshmallow, Guava, Knife.|
|Fanon Episode Guide|
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(in the kitchen)
Orange: Ah!! This is so relaxing, Mezmo!
Mezmo: Uh, good one Orange.
Midget Apple and Pear: We wonder if we can go to the beach.
Marshmallow and Buddy: Yay! We love to build sandcastles!
(Daneboe puts a guava on the counter)
Guava: Ow! You better watch it man!
Orange, Flain, Lord Garmadon and Lloyd ZX: Whoa! It's a mini-melon!
Guava: Mini-Melon? No, I'm not.
Orange: Yeah you're are! You're green and round, so you're a melon!
Guava: No, no, no! I'm a guava.
Orange and Spitta: Nah, you're a melon. (laughs)
Orange: Hey, hey! Mini-Melon!
Guava: It's Guava!
Guava: Will you.. BE QUIET!!
Orange: What does a guava fall into?
Guava: I don't know, and I don't care.
Kai ZX: Lava! (guava growls) Get it, lava? (laughs)
Guava: Yeah, that's not funny, man.
Jay ZX: Yes, it is! (laughs)
Zane ZX: Hey, Guava!
Cole ZX: I bet you look like a melon! (laughs)
Guava: You better watch your mouth, Midget Apple!
Midget Apple: It's Little Apple!
Pear, Lizaru and Marshmallow: Hey, hey! Guava! I bet you can't have a tongue blabbling contest! (starts babbling tongues)
Orange, Samurai X, Midget Apple and Mezmo: (babbling tongues)
Guava: RRRRGGGGHHHHHH! WILL YOU ALL BE QUIET!!!
Guava: I SAID BE QUIET!!!!
Guava: (now very annoyed and angry) SHUT UP!!!!!!!!
Guava: OH MY GOD!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE HECK UP!!!
All: (stop and laugh)
Guava: You better all shut up now!! NOW!!!
Orange: Nah. (does a long fart and laughs)
Guava: YOU'RE ALL RIDICULOUS LITTLE IDIOTS!!! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SHUT UP MEANS!!
Orange: (spits seed)
Guava: OW!! WHAT ON EARTH IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Orange: You're an apple. (all laugh)
Guava: That's not funny! That's stupid! Why can't you just..
Orange: (starts making farting noises)
Pear: (blabbles his tongue)
Midget Apple: (make stupid laughs)
Marshmallow, Jay, Kai, Cole, Zane and Lloyd: (singing)
Flain: (whistles "Mixels" theme)
Guava: Not listening. Get lost!
All: (continues to annoy Guava)
Guava: (losing temper) SHUT UP ALREADY!!! (all stop) You are really making me very annoyed, NOW JUST SHUT UP!!! PLEASE!!!
(Everyone kept their mouth shut)
Guava: Thank you. No more babbling tongues, OK?
(silence about 5 seconds)
All: (Babbling Tongues)
All: (Babbling Tongues)
(dramatic music starts to play)
Guava: WILL YOU ALL SHUT ALL OF YOUR MOUTHS?!?! (All stop) I had enough already! No more babbling!
Orange: Why? It's fun! (laughs)
Guava: No! It's not fun It's stupid and and annoying! Just like you GIDDY FUCKERS!!
Orange: Nah (farts and laughs)
Orange: Hey Mini-Melon, hey!
Guava: UGH, WHAT IS IT ALREADY?!?!?!
Guava: (gets knifed) AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pear: Whoa, looks like Guava didn't pay attention to his doom!
Lasha and Rattla: Yeah, good one, Pear. (Orange, Pear, Midget Apple and Marshmallow laugh)
(meanwhile, Guava returns atop a dessert)
Orange: Hey, Mini-Melon! Where are you're friends? You're pretty much "desserted"! (laughs)
Guava: SHUT UP!!!!
Buddy: It looks like someone is gonna scoop you up! (laughs)
Flain: You got that right.
Guava: (sighs) Somebody please help me...
Midget Apple And Chokun: Hey, Mini-Melon, hey!!
Guava: For the last time, WHAT?!?!
Guava: (gets spooned) AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!