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Orange and his friends are enjoying summer, until an angry and cold guava shows up. Orange and his friends then annoy the guava together.

"Annoying Orange: Guwava"
Episode: 88
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Characters: Orange, Pear, Midget Apple, Marshmallow, Guava, Knife.
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Transcript

(in the kitchen)

Orange: Ah!! This is so relaxing, Mezmo!

Mezmo: Uh, good one Orange.

Midget Apple and Pear: We wonder if we can go to the beach.

Marshmallow and Buddy: Yay! We love to build sandcastles!

(Daneboe puts a guava on the counter)

Guava: Ow! You better watch it man!

Orange, Flain, Lord Garmadon and Lloyd ZX: Whoa! It's a mini-melon!

Guava: Mini-Melon? No, I'm not.

Orange: Yeah you're are! You're green and round, so you're a melon!

Guava: No, no, no! I'm a guava.

Orange and Spitta: Nah, you're a melon. (laughs)

Guava: (groans)

Orange: Hey, hey! Mini-Melon!

Guava: It's Guava!

Orange: Mini-Melon!

Guava: Will you.. BE QUIET!!

Orange: Hey!

Guava: What?!

Orange: What does a guava fall into?

Guava: I don't know, and I don't care.

Kai ZX: Lava! (guava growls) Get it, lava? (laughs)

Guava: Yeah, that's not funny, man.

Jay ZX: Yes, it is! (laughs)

Guava: (sighs)

Zane ZX: Hey, Guava!

Guava: What?!

Cole ZX: I bet you look like a melon! (laughs)

Guava: You better watch your mouth, Midget Apple!

Midget Apple: It's Little Apple!

Pear, Lizaru and Marshmallow: Hey, hey! Guava! I bet you can't have a tongue blabbling contest! (starts babbling tongues)

Guava: No!

Orange, Samurai X, Midget Apple and Mezmo: (babbling tongues)

Guava: RRRRGGGGHHHHHH! WILL YOU ALL BE QUIET!!!

All: (babbling)

Guava: I SAID BE QUIET!!!!

All: (babbling)

Guava: (now very annoyed and angry) SHUT UP!!!!!!!!

All: (babbling)

Guava: OH MY GOD!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE HECK UP!!!

All: (stop and laugh)

Guava: You better all shut up now!! NOW!!!

Orange: Nah. (does a long fart and laughs)

Guava: YOU'RE ALL RIDICULOUS LITTLE IDIOTS!!! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SHUT UP MEANS!!

Orange: (spits seed)

Guava: OW!! WHAT ON EARTH IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Orange: You're an apple. (all laugh)

Guava: That's not funny! That's stupid! Why can't you just..

Orange: (starts making farting noises)

Pear: (blabbles his tongue)

Midget Apple: (make stupid laughs)

Marshmallow, Jay, Kai, Cole, Zane and Lloyd: (singing)

Flain: (whistles "Mixels" theme)

Guava: Not listening. Get lost!

All: (continues to annoy Guava)

Guava: (losing temper) SHUT UP ALREADY!!! (all stop) You are really making me very annoyed, NOW JUST SHUT UP!!! PLEASE!!!

(Everyone kept their mouth shut)

Guava: Thank you. No more babbling tongues, OK?

(silence about 5 seconds)

All: (Babbling Tongues)

Guava: (growls)

All: (Babbling Tongues)

(dramatic music starts to play)

Guava: WILL YOU ALL SHUT ALL OF YOUR MOUTHS?!?! (All stop) I had enough already! No more babbling!

Orange: Why? It's fun! (laughs)

Guava: No! It's not fun It's stupid and and annoying! Just like you GIDDY FUCKERS!!

Orange: Nah (farts and laughs)

Guava: RRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

Orange: Hey Mini-Melon, hey!

Guava: UGH, WHAT IS IT ALREADY?!?!?!

Orange: Knife.

Guava: (gets knifed) AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pear: Whoa, looks like Guava didn't pay attention to his doom!

Lasha and Rattla: Yeah, good one, Pear. (Orange, Pear, Midget Apple and Marshmallow laugh)

(meanwhile, Guava returns atop a dessert)

Orange: Hey, Mini-Melon! Where are you're friends? You're pretty much "desserted"! (laughs)

Guava: SHUT UP!!!!

Buddy: It looks like someone is gonna scoop you up! (laughs)

Flain: You got that right.

Guava: (sighs) Somebody please help me...

Midget Apple And Chokun: Hey, Mini-Melon, hey!!

Guava: For the last time, WHAT?!?!

All: SPOON!!!

Guava: (gets spooned) AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

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