Orange: Hey! Hey, Crusted Apple!
Custard Apple: For the last time, it's Custard Apple!
Custard Apple: WHAT?!
Orange: Well, uh.. I don't know what to say.
Custard Apple: Well, then get lost!
Orange: Hey, Jackfruit!
Jackfruit: No, please leave me alone.
Everyone in the kitchen except Orange's friends: Yeah, Orange, go away!
(Outside the house on the picnic table, Orange is very sad)
Orange: Uh, everyone's been an apple. Like Crusted Apple. (sighs sadly)
Honeydew: (offscreen) Hey! What's wrong, little buddy?
Orange: Uh, what are you?
Honeydew: I'm a Honeydew. Seriously, what's wrong with you?
Orange: No one ever liked to listen to my jokes or puns!
Honeydew: Well, let me cheer you up!
Mushroom: So, you're the most annoying one in the kitchen?
Honeydew: Oh, hey! Stump-shroom!
Mushroom: It's Mushroom!
Honeydew: Why are mushrooms always stumpy? (laughs)
Mushroom: Hey! Knock it off! Honeydew!
Honeydew: Oh if you're grumpy, then you're stumpy!
Orange: Whoa! Midget Umbrella! You're back!
Mushroom: THAT'S RIGHT, AND I AM SO CROSS WITH YOU AND YOUR STUPID MELON MATE ANNOYING ME WITH YOUR AGGREVATING NONSENSE AND STUPID PUNS!!!!
Honeydew: So, ready to get in the kithen, Orange?
Custard Apple: OK, Jackfruit, don't let Orange go inside the kitchen OK?
Jackfruit: Got it.
Orange: Hey, guess what, Crusted Apple?
Custard Apple: What?!
Orange: Honeydew, let's do it together!
Honeydew: Hoho! You got it!
Orange and Honeydew: (at the same time) Hey, Jackfruit!
Orange and Honeydew: Knife!
(Jackfruit screams while getting chopped)
Custard Apple: Oh my God! I can't look! (closes his eyes)
Orange: Hey, Crusted-
Custard Apple: Shut it.
Custard: Shut up!
Orange: Crusted Apple!
Custard Apple: Be quiet!
Custard Apple: Shut up! Just shut up!
Orange: Whoa, looks like Crusted Apple is trying to sleep! (laughs)
Custard Apple: Shut it. (opens his eyes) Now leave me alone, you idiot.
Orange: You called me an idiot?! (angrilly) Take this! (spits seed)
Custard Apple: OW!! What is wrong with you?!
Orange: Nothing. You're an apple. (laughs)
Honeydew: Hey, Orange, you're improving!
Orange: Thank you, Honeydew! (both laugh)
Custard Apple: RRggghhh!!!!
Orange and Honeydew: (at the same time) Hey, Crusted Apple!
Custard Apple: What is it now?! What! What! WHAT!!
Orange and Honeydew: Knife.
Custard Apple: Huh? (gets sliced) AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Orange and Honeydew: Whoa! (both laugh)
(Daneboe takes Custard Apple away)
Orange and Honeydew: You're not laughing, Pear!
Pear: Oh, not again!