Orange: Hey! Hey, Pear!
Orange: What are you a pair of? Because I only see one of you! HAHAHAHA!
Pear: I don't get it. What did you say?
Orange: How come you say you're a pair of something, because I only see one of you!
Pear: Oh, you did not just say that!
Orange: I did.
Passion: Be quiet, Orange! I'm trying to read.
Orange: What are you reading?
Passion: Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
Orange: Ugh... I get sick of that book series!
Passion: (gasps) You take that back!
Orange: Take what back?
Midget Apple: Those puns.
Orange: Dude, it wasn't a pun. I just said I get sick of the Wimpy Kid series of books. And Passion, I don't HAVE to like it, you know.
Marshmallow: I've changed. You know what, Orange? You are too annoying.
Orange: I'm not annoying. I'm an orange.
Pear: Alright. You know what? You are an apple!
Orange: (gasps) No I'm not! You are, Pear! Like Rap-Berry said, you're just a mis-shapen apple. Midget Apple is so small, he can't even eat a wedding cake in one bite! HAHAHA! Anyway, Passion is lucky because when I first saw her before Grapefruit, my eyes were hearts!
Passion: Alright. I'm with Orange.
Others: (gasping) Get out of here!
Orange: Alright. If that's the way it's gonna be, then I wish I was never here! Come on, Passion!
Passion: Right behind you.
Orange: Take your books with you if you want. I'll see if I can get used to them.
Orange: Hey! Pineapple!
Pineapple: Get in the taxi, guys.
Orange: Okay, Pineapple! See you later, suckers!
Voice: In the taxi....
Pineapple: So, after I died, what's been going on?
Orange: Well, I met a ginger, a marshmallow, who you just saw before I got in the taxi, and all that. Now, let's see here. Which one should I start with? Ooh! I know! Duh! The first one! "Okay. First of all, let me get something straight. This is a JOURNAL. Not a diary. I know what it says on the cover, but when Mom went out to buy this thing, I specifically told her not to get one that said DIARY on it. Great. All I need is for some jerk to catch me carrying it around and get the wrong idea." Wait. Passion, should I read the character captions?
Passion: No, you can just look. But, it's part of it. Just don't read the captions.
Orange: Let's see.... d'oh! OHHOHOHOHOHOHO.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Passion: (giggles) I know, it's HILARIOUS! That big dumb bully just called Greg a SISSY!
Voice: Back in the kitchen......
Pear: It sure seems pretty quiet in here.
Mailman: Psst! Guys! It's me! Grapefruit's Mailman! Special delivery!
Pear: What is it?
Mailman: A letter.
Midget Apple: Bye, mailman!
Mailman: Grapefruit's Mailman, you mean.
Midget Apple: Pear! Don't waste your time! Read it!
Pear: Let's see here. What's this? Dear guys: I've moved on to another kitchen. I'm now friends with Grapefruit and all my other old friends. If you want to come see me, don't bother. Signed, Orange- Wait. Orange? Oh, and P.S., Passion Fruit is with me, of course.
Midget Apple: He really hates us.
Marshmallow: Oh, no! He really does!
Pear: We shouldn't have told him to get out. Let's call him!
Marshmallow: Yeah. I second that.
Pear: Hey! That was MY line; back in the 2010 episode "Annoying Pear."
Orange: What do you guys want to do?
Cabbage: Let's chat and get to know what's been happening in our lives.
Grapefruit: Phone call.
Pear: Orange, it's me!
Orange: What do you want, Pear?
Pear: We shouldn't have ran you out of the kitchen. We're sorry.
Orange: (scoffs) Yeah, right.
Pear: No, really!
Orange: Fine. I'll be over as soon as I can.
Passion: We, Orange.
Pear: Passion? Is that you?
Passion: Of course it's me! Duh! Who else?
Pear: Just get over here very quick! AAAAHHH! We're being attacked by Lord Voldemort!
Orange: I thought he was just a book character.
Pear: Are you going to hang up?
Orange: Alright, but this looks like a job for Orange Potter!
Passion: And Passiony Granger!
Pear: And Pear Weasley!
Orange and Passion: Hanging up!
Passion: Jinx yourse-
Orange: Yourself! Double Jinx!
Passion: Here's a smack on the head Jinx!
Voice: 3 minutes later...
Pear: Someone's at the door.
Marshmallow: See who it is.
Pear: No. He's coming. Who's there?
Others: (gasping) Orange!
Passion: That's not all.
Orange: Hey, guys!
Pear: I'm in my Weasley costume! I can see your Potter and Granger costumes, too!
Orange, Pear, and Passion: LET'S GET VOLDEMORT!
Voldemort: Oh no you do'ont!
Pear: Oh, yes we do'oo!
Voldemort: You'll never get-- WHOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Orange: YEAH! MY HOUSE!
Orange: Hey, Marshmallow!
Midget Apple: Don't say it.
Orange: Why? I like it.
Midget Apple: Well, I don't.
Orange: You want me to leave you again?
Midget Apple: No.
Orange: Then you need to like that name. You know, I don't get why we shouldn't call you Midget Apple.
Midget Apple: Fine.
Orange: So, what's up with you?
Midget Apple: Oh, nothing much.
Pear: Hey, what about me? Don't forget me!
Orange: You too, Pear!
Pear: So are you here to stay?
Orange: You so bet!
Midget Apple: We got you a present to say we're sorry.
Orange: What? A recording of the two raps I was in?
Orange: Thanks, guys. Oh! Hey! Hey, Apple!
Orange: Apple? More like Apple Jacks! HAHAHAHA! Ooh! Ow!
Marshmallow: Yay! Orange is back! And my cuteness is back, too!
Pear: Oh, man!
Orange: Let's just celebrate!
Pear: Wait. I think we're out of time, so we'll just have to close the show for tonight.
Orange: Thanks for joining us. Oh, and be sure to watch the valentine surprise.
Pear: We'll see you tomorrow with more, so stay tuned.
Orange: See you later, hot potater! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Pear: Oh, what the hay? Why not just show the valentine surprise?
Orange: Great idea! Let's do it!
Daneboe: (voiceover) Valentine's Day. It's full of love, romance, and passion.
Passion: Hey! Like me!
Daneboe: (still voiceover) Thank you, Passion. But that's not what YOU'RE getting this Valentine's Day. You're getting something much, much better.
Oranges: Nya-nya-nya- nya-nya-nya-nya-nya- nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-- WHOA! Hey, who turned out the lights?
Orange: I guess now we know what it's like to be dark chocolate.