Orange: Hey! Hey, Pear!
Orange: What do you think it would be like if we met Phineas and Ferb?
Pear: Wait, wait, wait, hold the phone! Did you say Phineas and Ferb? The Phineas and Ferb on Disney Channel?
Pear: Oh my gosh! I watch that all the time!
Orange: Remember the putt-putt one?
Pear: Yeah. It was funny when Doofenschmirtz was all, " Perry the Platypus, you scared the goonkelschtoomp out of me!"
Both: (laugh so hard they squirt juice out of their mouths)
Passion Fruit: Yeah, I love P&F!
Midget Apple and Marshmallow: Us, too!
Grandpa Lemon: They have grandparents, you know. I saw that. Doesn't everyone have grandparents?
Grapefruit: Oh, goodness. Somebody kill me.
Pear: Wait. This can only mean one thing.... a-ha! Grapefruit doesn't like Phineas and Ferb!
Grapefruit: Right on!
(A portal opens and sucks the gang)
Shelly: Whoa! What's going on? Grapefruit, stay here.
Grapefruit: Actually, I'll join just to see Buford if we end up in Danville.
(title card appears)
Pear: Wow, a portal!
Orange: I think I see a cartoon world.
Grapefruit: You're right!
(They enter the cartoon world)
Orange: Is that who I think it is? (gasps) Perry the Platypus!
Phineas: Ferb, what is that? (Phineas, Ferb and Orange and the gang see each other) AAAAAHHH! Talking fruit!
Orange: It's okay, it's okay. I'm Orange. This is Pear, Passion, Midget Apple-
Midget Apple: THAT'S LITTLE APPLE!
Orange: Marshmallow, Shelly, Grapefruit, and Grandpa Lemon. We love your show.
Ferb: Well, thanks!
Orange: Ferb, everybody knows you don't really talk much.
Pear: What are you planning to do today?
Phineas: We're planning on building some sort of giant fun house or something. Would you all like to help?
Orange: There's Candace!
Candace: AAAAHHH! Talking fruit! (Candace brings a knife out to kill them, but recognizes them) Wait. I know you! You're the stars of that show, Annoying Orange! No way! I love the episode with the raspberry, and the one with the cabbage!
Orange: Good times. Good times.
Candace: Phineas and Ferb are building something, correct?
Orange: Oh, boy. Here we go.
Candace: Ooh, you guys are so busted. Not you guys though. Just Phineas and Ferb. Mom! Mom!
Mom: What is it? Whoa, whoa! That's the Annoying Orange cast! Candace told me all about the show. Let me guess. Candace wants to tell me about-
Mom: I'll stay outside and see the whole time.
(everybody sees Perry is gone)
All: Where's Perry?
(Agent P enters his lair.)
Major Monogram: Good morning, Agent P. Doofenschmirtz is taking the day off. Hey, Annoying Orange and his friends are here. Did you notice?
(Agent P. nods)
Orange: Whooooaaa! Perry, there you are... Oh, you're Agent P now. I won't tell your secret.
(meanwhile, back to Phineas and Ferb)
Orange: Let's get started!
(Quirky Worky song plays until they're done)
Mom: I'd like to try!
Candace: Let's all try
All: Oh, there you are, Perry!
Orange: Let's go!
(Meanwhile, back in the kitchen...)
Grapefruit: Haha! They fell for it!
Knife: Grapefruit, my man!
Grapefruit: Hey, Knife.
Daneboe: Whoa, Grapefruit is the only one besides Knife that's here? (Portal re-opens) Better go in there!
Orange: Daneboe, what are you doing here?
Daneboe: It was lonely.
Phineas: So you created Annoying Orange. Phineas Flynn. Pleasure to meet you. (shakes Daneboe's hand)
Daneboe: A fun house! (Daneboe takes his shoes and socks off)
Orange: We sure had fun. Bye!
(They all go back to the kitchen)
Orange: I had fun. Kitchen, sweet kitchen!
All: (laugh so hard)