Orange: I'm board a board, always board, its competition! Hahahahaha!
Sapphire: Hmm... Quite bad...
Orange: Woah! What are you!?
Sapphire: I'm a Sapphire.
Orange: Fire? Then why are you blue?
Sapphire: Umm... Acutally its...
Orange: Ooh! Is it the blue fire?
Sapphire: Actually... No... I'm Sapphire, not fire.
Orange: Well no wonder your not hotter then her.
Amethyst: Oh, come on, purple, is SO much better than blue.
Aquamarine: Hey! Did you say something!?
Orange: Woah! What are you guys!?
Amethyst: I'm Amethyst, and he's Aquamarine.
Orange: Marine? He doesn't look like a fish! Hahahaha!
Aquamarine: No, its Aquamarine.
Orange: Greener than a yodel?
Emerald: Woah! Where am I?
Orange: Woah! Your one weird fruit!
Emerald: Oh, I'm Emerald.
Emerald: What are you yaying about?
Orange: I've never seen the kitchen this green before! Hahahaha!
Quartz 1 : Gaah! Let me go!
Quartz 2: Yeah! Your not mom!
Orange: Woah! Its a two-headed... Wait, why 2?
Quartz: What's wrong with it?
Orange: It's supposed to be QUARTZdruple! Hahahaha!
Quartz 1: Ugh! What a weirdo!
Quartz 2: I know!
Orange: Weirdo? Well at least I'm not crazy, your just talking to yourself! Hahahaha!
Ruby: Uff! Don't touch me!
Orange: Woah! Candy!
Orange: Candy! Hey! Candy!
Ruby: I'm not candy! I'm ruby!
Orange: Be a sweetheart and treat people nicely already! Hahahaha!
Orange: Hey! Who's that?
Diamond: Hello, my fellow... ugh... "friends"
Aquamarine: Oh, great its diamond.
Amethyst: Let me guess. You gonna show off your toughness again.
Diamond: Haha! That is... sweetly, correct my love.
Quartz 1 & 2: Ugh! What!?
Aquamarine: Woah, woah woah! She's mine hot head.
Diamond: Oh, I no its really difficult to say you don't like her Aqua.
Orange: Don't you mean "hard"? Hahahaha!
Aquamarine: Its Aquamarine...
Orange: Woah! Well looks like your being a rude guy here Twinkle Toes! Hahahaha!
Diamond: Ugh!! Shut up you baboon!
Orange: What? I'm an orange, and baboons aren't even fruits! Hahaha!
Ruby: Face it diamond! You'll never get Amethyst!
Diamond: Oh,yes I can.
Orange: No you can't
Diamond: Yes I can!
Orange: Nope! You still can't!
Diamond: Now you do know you can't stop me!?
Orange: Yeah, but meteor can.
(A meteor falls on Diamond destroying him)
Ruby: Now thats what I'm talking about!
Aquamarine: Ruby, don't say that, its rude!
Orange: Then shouldn't he be Rudy? Hahahaha!
Ruby: Oh shut up!
Orange: Why are you looking a little red? Hahahaha!
Orange: Hey, Ruby! Hey!
Ruby: What, is it?!
Orange: Ruby! Hey!
(Meteor falls on ruby)