Green Apple: Ouch! Watch it, bub!
Orange: Whoa! What the heck are you?
Green Apple: Um, I'm an apple.
Orange: (laugh) Oh, that's good! (laughs again until Green Apple is angry)
Green Apple: What's so funny?
Orange: So, seriously, what are you?
Green Apple: Like I said, I'm an apple!
Orange: Yeah, and I'm a hippap0tamus! (laughs)
Green Apple: Hey! I'm an apple! Why is that so hard to believe?
Orange: Apples are red, not green!
Green Apple: No; apples can be green, too!
Orange: What? You're pulling my leg!
Green Apple: No, I'm not!
Orange: I know you're not! I don't have any legs! (LAUGHS)
Orange: Hey! Maybe you're green because you fell in some toxic waste!
Green Apple: What? No!
Orange: That's it! You're a mutant! A Teenage Mutant Ninja Apple!
Green Apple: No!
Orange: (singing) Teenage Mutant Ninja Apple! Weirdo with the green peel! Apple Power! (laughter)
Green Apple: Would you please stop it?
Orange: Hey! Hey, Mutant Ninja Apple!
Green Apple: I'm just an apple!!!
Orange: Hey! Hey, Mutant Ninja Apple! Hey!
Green Apple: I'm not a mutant ninja! Look there are all kinds of apples out there!
Orange: Yeah! Mutant apples!
Green Apple: No, no! Look! There's apples, like...like Red Delicious!
(The scene cuts to Red Delicious, surrounded by four female apricots, cooing and fawning over him.)
Red Delicious: Easy, ladies! There's plenty of delicious me go round! (chuckles)
Apricots : Oooh!
Green Apple: And, there's other apples, like Red's cousin, Golden Delicious!
Golden Delicious: Easy ladies. There's plenty of delicious ME to go round. (chuckle)
Green Apple: Heck, there's even other green apples. Check out Granny Smith.
Granny Smith: Come here and give me a kiss! I got a dollar.
Green Apple: You see what I'm talking about, Orange?
Orange: Woah, you guys are mutants at all!
Green Apple: (sighs) Thank you.
Orange: You're Mighty Morphing Power Apples!
Green Apple: Aw God!
Orange: Make a giant robot! Make a giant robot!
Green Apple: That's it, I give up.
Orange: Hey! Hey Mighty Morphing Mutant Ninja!!!
Green Apple: What?!?
Orange: Can you beatbox?
Green Apple: Beat what?
Orange: Beatbox like this! (beatboxing)
Green Apple: Oh God!!! Stop it!!!
Green Apple: Hey! Knock it off!!
Green Apple: Stop! Stop it, stop it, stop it!!!
Green Apple: You give me a headache with all that noise! Could you please stop it just for one minute?! Please!
Orange: OK. Man.
Green Apple: Thank you. Geez.
(Silence for about 6 seconds)
(orange imitates record)
Green Apple: (Growls)
Orange: (Continues to beatbox)
Green Apple: (Growls again)
Orange: (Beatboxes louder)
Green Apple: WOULD YOU PLEASE KNOCK IT OFF?!?!?!? (Orange stops beatboxing and frowns) I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!! NO MORE BEATBOXING!!!!
Orange: Why? It's cool.
Green Apple: No, it's not cool! It's stupid and annoying!! Just like you! Tell me something, were you dropped on your head one too many times?!
Orange: Hey! Hey Mutant Ninja Apple!
Green Apple: WHAT?!?
(Daneboe picks up Green Apple and slices him)
Green Apple: (Screaming)
Red Delicious: Oh no! Green's down! We've got to stop it!
Golden Delicious: And we can, but only if we use our combined powers. Right Granny?
Granny Smith: Where's my hug?
(Daneboe picks all 3 up)
Red and Golden Delicious: (Screaming)
Orange: Ow. There's no knife in teamwork. (Laughs) Ooh. Ouch.
(Daneboe brings in a baked pie with Granny Smith, Red Delicious, Golden delicious and Green apples faces on it)
Orange: (Laughing) Hey Teenage Mutant Ninja Apples! You mutated into a pie! (Laughs)
Green Apple: (Grunts)
Orange: (Laughs and sings) Teenage Mutant Ninja Apples, heroes in a pie shell. Pastry power! (Laughs)
Granny Smith: Who wants some prune juice?