A short to celebrate Thanksgiving.
Orange: Hey, hey Cranberry! Hey Cranberry! Cranberry! Hey!
Cranberry: Ugh, what is it?
Orange: Where's your family on Thanksgiving? Are they dead and berried? HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Cranberry: No, they're alive and well. And they WILL be here for Thanksgiving.
Orange: Yeah, but you won't!
Cranberry: And why is that?
(Cranberry is dropped into the blender, where his family of hundreds is)
Cranberry: See, I told you they'd be here for Thanksgiving!
Orange: I give thanks that I'll be alive!
Cranberry: Wait, what?!?
(The Cranberry Family is blended)
Cranberry Family: YAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Orange: Aw, poor Cranberries. They should've stayed away from wine to prevent getting sauced! HAHAHAHAHA!!!