(Credits: Starring: Orange, Pear, Liam the Leprechaun, Passion Fruit, Shelly, Karla, Mart, Midget Apple, Marshmallow, Granpa Lemon, Grapfruit, Nancy Nectarine and Introducing Peach.)
Voice: Annoying Orange is filmed in front of a live studio audience.Orange: Hey, Apefruit, Apefruit! Hey, Apefruit!
Grapefruit: My name is Grapefruit and what the heck is it?
Grapfruit: (being cut in half) AAAHHH!
Orange: Aw, poor Apefruit, he was sure sour. (laughs)
Karla: Orange! Why are you being such a brat?!
Orange: I'm not an brat I'm an orange!
Karla: You're such an apple, Orange.
Passion: Karla, don't call Orange an apple, it brings bad luck.
Pear: I called Orange an apple once and trust me, it did not end pretty.
Karla: What happened?
Pear: I had ear reduction surgery!
Marshmallow: Yay! I love ears!
Karla: Geez! I won't do it again.
Midget Apple: Hey, Orange guess what I heard through the grapevine!
Orange: What? That you have to raisin with them? (laughs)
Marshmallow and Mart: Yay! We love raisins!
Midget Apple: What? No, Peach is moving to the kitchen because she wants to kiss Pear!
Pear: What?! Why?!
Mart: You in deep spaghetti now, Ta Ta.
Pear: Please don't let this happen.
Passion: Oh yes.
Liam: Well, well, well. Isn't Pear with a problem.
Pear: Well why don't you get out of here!
Liam: What did you say?
Pear: I said get out of here.
Liam: Guess what?
Liam: You the only fruit with bad luck!