Duck Tape : Wanna be friends? Quack!
Orange : No, I'm not friends with a rubber duck go away!
Duck Tape : Ok! I'm sorry Orange! (CRIES)
Orange : Who are you?
Computer : I'm Computer!
Orange : Compooter? Compooter who?
Computer : No Computer!
Marshmallow : Oh a Computer! The device you use to watch unicorn videos! I love unicorns!
Computer : Exactly!
Fortune Cookie Two : Hello I'm Fortune Cookie 2!
Orange : How is it possible? You got crushed and eaten!
Computer : WOW! You have a large family tree! I can tell by google-ing it!
Fortune Cookie Two : Yeah and speaking of wich...
Fortune Cookie Two : Uh I spoke of wich.
Witch : (Crush Fortune Cookie 2 with broom) Hahahaha!
Fortune Cookie Two's Dad : Oh no my son!
Orange : Computer, can I press on one of your buttons I'm curious.
Computer : NOOO!
Orange : Ok, ok!
Fortune Cookie Two's Dad : I WILL GET REVENGE, YOU KILLED MY SON!
Computer : HELP! HE HAS A GUN!
Orange : WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!
Fortune Cookie Two's Dad : I WILL SHOOT IN 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
Orange : OH NO! DUCK TAPE! I'M SORRY!
Duck Tape : It's ok Orange! QUACK! (Dies)
Computer : Duck Tape :(
Orange : NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Orange : Duck Tape died and it's because of you! (Glares at Fortune Cookie Two's dad)
Orange : You know what, screw you!
Fortune Cookie Two's Dad : Heh, right!
Orange : NO! SCREW you!
Screw : (Smashes Fortune Cookie Two's Dad)