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(In Bikini Bottom, a bus stops at the bus stop, Orange, Pear, Midget Apple, Marshmallow and Apple come down from the bus)

Orange: Whoa! Where is this place?

Pear: It's called "Bikini Bottom".

Orange: You mean we have to wear Bikinis in this place? But we don't have any bodies! (laughs)

Marshmallow: Yay! I love Bikinis!

Pear: No, it's a place.

Apple: I have bikinis.

Gumball, Darwin, Anais, Skales, Fangtom, Acidicus, Skalidor, Pythor and Lloyd ZX: Hey Squidhead, you're a piece of bacon [laughs]

Squidward: Hey! Keep the noise down, Spongebob!

Orange: Whoa! Who is that?

Squidward: What? You're not Spongebob!

Orange: I'm an orange!

Squidward: Yeah, I can see that.

Spongebob: Hi, Orange! My name's Spongebob Squarepants!

Orange: How do you know my name?

Patrick: And I'm Patrick Star!

Orange: They're funny names! (laughs)

Spongebob: Hey! My name's Spongebob. By the way, I like jokes, do you?

Orange: Yes!

Spongebob: OK, what do you call a cow that is always angry?

Orange: I don't know.

Spongebob: Moo-dy! (Orange smiles) Get it? Moo-dy? (laughs)

Patrick: Good one, Spongebob! (laughs)

Everyone except Squidward: (laughs)

Squidward: (groans angrilly) What did I tell you Spongebob?! No more telling jokes!

Orange: Shut up, Squidhead.

Squidward: It's Squidward!

Orange, Gumball, Darwin, and Anais: Hey, Squidhead!

Squidward: That's not my name.

Serpentine generals and Lloyd ZX: Squidhead!

Squidward: WHAT?!

Orange: Hand!

(Daneboe's hand takes Squidward away)

Squidward: NO!!!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

(Daneboe drops Squidward on the cutting board)

Squidward: NOW WHAT?!

Kai, Jay, Zane, Cole, Telesdon, Powered Dorako, Battra Larva, Mothra Larva, Gigan and Godzilla Junior: Squidward!

Squidward: WHAT?!

Orange, Spongebob and Patrick: DROID GUNSHIP!!

Squidward: (screams while getting killed by a droid gunship)

Midget Apple: Whoa! Poor Squidward, he got blasted into squid meat!

Orange: Good one! (Everyone laughs)

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