Battle of Broccoli is the second episode of Annoying Orange: The Reality Show. It aired on January 15, 2013 and is the second episode.
The two teams must head into a war pitting Broccoli Republic and Broccoli Landis against each other, but who will be eliminated?
- Setting: The Kitchen
- Orange: Hello once again to Annoying Orange: The Reality Show! Last time the two teams had to face off against each other to save the lives of many good fruits! After a long day, Apple was eliminated! Who will join him? Who will win the competition for the teams? The questions will be answered tonight on Annoying Orange: The Reality Show!
- Muddy Buddy: What are we doing today Orange?
- Orange: I'm glad you asked because today we are going to be going into war!... With the Broccoli Republic!
- [Everyone gasps]
- Red: That's right everybody, we are going to fit you into your army suits now!
- Marshmallow: Wait, why are there different coloured suits?
- Orange: Because Marshmallow, Team Slush will be fighting with the Broccoli Republic but Team Junk will be fighting with Broccoli Landis!
- Grapefruit: Oh come on, why can't we fight with Broccoli Republic? I love that army, and now I have to fight them?
- Red: I'm afraid so Grapefruit! Now get into that Landis suit!
- Grapefruit: Wow, look at this blaster. I can't wait to kill everyone in Team Slush!
- Orange: I'm afraid your not killing the other team Grapefruit. You have to survive the war!
- Setting: Battle Field
- Leader of Broccoli Republic: Start the flipping battle soldiers!
- [Broccoli Republic and Team Slush charge]
- Pear: Guys, we've gotta hide from this battle!
- Marshmallow: Are you kidding, I'm not stopping until I catch that rainbow over there!
- Leader of Broccoli Landis: CHARGE AT THE OPPONENTS!
- [Garret drops rock on Broccoli Republic soldiers]
- Garret: CAW! Take this! CAW!
- [Broccoli Republic fail because of the wrath of Broccoli Landis and Team Slush fail once again]
- Setting: The Kitchen
- Orange: Since Team Slush lost again, it means that one of them will be eliminated, and that one is... Muddy Buddy!
- Muddy Buddy: Oh who flipping cares anyway, I'm gonna watch the World Cup final, later guys.
- Orange: Awkward, the World Cup is not until 2014. Anyways, join us next time!
- [End of episode]