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Get fucking real. More details to come after i drink some more.

Grounder

Maybe if you had started the game 6 thread they would've scored sooner.

Hotdog

keep fucking that ovenchicken, Rangers

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This is it people. I am living in Florida. Whoever is up there going to this game or know people going to the game. GET THE RILED UP. GET THEM WIRED. Because we do not let LIZARDS HAVING SEX push us aside!!!! DO YOU FUCKING GET THAT!?

WIN GAME SEVEN! WE WANT THE CUP! WE WANT THE CUP! WE WANT THE CUP! WE WANT THE CUP! WE WANT THE CUP!!!!!!!

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May 10 2012, 12:22 AM

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May 10 2012, 01:36 AM

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That weirdly got me pumped up for my day and the fact the Rangers could and motherfucking should win game 7. I almost shaved my beard in frustration but then realized that there's still another game and we can do this. WE CAN FUCKING DO THIS.



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QUOTE(bloodorange @ Jun 22 2010, 05:22 PM)

On this point, I agree with xcdude.












SorryaboutthatWh...






May 10 2012, 09:24 AM

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QUOTE(Hockey101 @ May 10 2012, 01:17 AM)

Why do old women's asses look like flat screens?


what?


QUOTE

I got intimidated by two fucking (literally) lizards and i moved off the sidewalk, onto the road and skipped them. That is when i realized.... shit........this is just like the Rangers. Two stupid lizards screwing each other and they told me. Two...small...tiny....lizards. They are no better than me. In fact, that female lizard probably wished i was in his place. That's right. I am the big guy. I walk the dog. I walk my dog. I own the fucking sidewalk. Not you.


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Haha, brilliant.

I shaved this morning. The Rangers are 3-0 in comeback games since I started shaving after a loss.




I can come to terms with the senseless violence, I understand that bad things happen to good people and that God doesn't intercede in mortal affairs in the way we might want him to, but what I don't understand is why he dyed his hair red. Doesn't the Joker have green hair? What, was Sally's Beauty Supply out of Electric Lizard Manic Panic or something?

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ree





May 10 2012, 11:28 AM

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I'm confused.




QUOTE(Rocha @ Apr 12 2012, 08:37 PM)

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May 10 2012, 11:30 AM

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QUOTE(Hockey101 @ May 10 2012, 12:17 AM)

First of all....i never in my life thought that i would encounter a pornographic scene right smack in front of my eyes. Yes. As i was walking my dog i saw two old people doing it. Looked like a turkey with a wrinkly turkey neck screwing a 30 inch Sony Bravo TV. Why do old women's asses look like flat screens?





QUOTE(Dunc @ Dec 10 2008, 06:15 PM)

It's Ned's fetish of choice. Some folks like to f#%$ with latex, Ned likes to f#%$ with his lineup.












Alitaki





May 10 2012, 11:37 AM

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Fuck this, I'm going back to work.













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May 10 2012, 01:22 PM

Post #17



If u read this,u're a moron! U just read this,didnt u?


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QUOTE(Alitaki @ May 10 2012, 12:37 PM)

Fuck this, I'm going back to work.


Wimp.












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May 10 2012, 01:29 PM

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She clears the crease better than any current Ranger


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QUOTE(Leo95 @ May 9 2012, 10:11 PM)

Put bombs all over the garden and call Jean Claude Van Damme to try to desarm it. This will guarantee us a very late 3rd period tying goal.


And let's also bring Kurt Russel dress him in late 70's fashion and replace Torts in the bench. This will not guarantee goals, but we gonna be a better prepared team.




Yeah, it's late and i got drunk in disgust.


Won't happen - he's a longtime King's fan.


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May 10 2012, 01:30 PM

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QUOTE(Knight of Dight @ May 10 2012, 01:07 AM)

Also, this is pretty much an OT game from the beginning. Treat it like it.


From what I have seen in the playoffs, it seems like every Ranger game is pretty much an OT game from the beginning.

101, this game thread approaches the epic grandeur of Pete's Draft The Tree thread. If this were a Phillip K Dick story we would digitize your brain and sell it on street corners to Martian ex-pats.


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May 10 2012, 01:33 PM

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You know, I've seen writing like this before - except instead of being on an internet messageboard, it was written in a spiral-bound notebook and entered as evidence in a stalking and harassment case.



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May 10 2012, 01:35 PM

Post #21



If u read this,u're a moron! U just read this,didnt u?


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What's Draft the Tree thread? Who picked 1st overall on selecting a branch?













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May 10 2012, 02:03 PM

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Fuck this shit. I want to go outside and drink.




QUOTE(hd2ddkeds @ Mar 15 2011, 07:29 AM)

tag name of love hearts the world is doomed


QUOTE(Hockey101 @ Nov 19 2012, 03:48 PM)

What a smart mathematician. What a whimsical creature you are.












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May 10 2012, 02:57 PM

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Hockey101. I don't know what the hell you just said but I now want to go punch people in the face and shout loudly.



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May 10 2012, 03:28 PM

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If u read this,u're a moron! U just read this,didnt u?


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Dude, it worked before and if it works again my feet deserved to be kissed.













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May 10 2012, 03:41 PM

Post #25


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May 10 2012, 03:43 PM

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QUOTE(Dunc @ Dec 10 2008, 06:15 PM)

It's Ned's fetish of choice. Some folks like to f#%$ with latex, Ned likes to f#%$ with his lineup.












Greatone





May 10 2012, 03:54 PM

Post #27



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If our season is going to end Saturday it cannot end with this as the GDT. Unless there are WWE references. Hey, SATS...lets post more pics!



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May 10 2012, 03:57 PM

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QUOTE(Greatone @ May 10 2012, 03:54 PM)

If our season is going to end Saturday it cannot end with this as the GDT. Unless there are WWE references. Hey, SATS...lets post more pics!





QUOTE(Dunc @ Dec 10 2008, 06:15 PM)

It's Ned's fetish of choice. Some folks like to f#%$ with latex, Ned likes to f#%$ with his lineup.












SorryaboutthatWh...






May 10 2012, 04:56 PM

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QUOTE(Greatone @ May 10 2012, 04:54 PM)

If our season is going to end Saturday it cannot end with this as the GDT. Unless there are WWE references. Hey, SATS...lets post more pics!


Ya know what Tomorrow night at the Garden is? A show. A Big Show!












SorryaboutthatWh...






May 10 2012, 05:00 PM

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QUOTE(Greatone @ May 10 2012, 04:54 PM)

Hey, SATS...lets post more pics!












Greatone





May 10 2012, 05:07 PM

Post #31



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May 10 2012, 05:09 PM

Post #32



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May 10 2012, 05:44 PM

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We can't go down to Washington. Swamp Ovi on the power play and let's play with some fucking heart!

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